Anonymous murmured: That post about the 30+ sporty women is literally my life

omgggggggggggg

same.
It’s so bad because they would never wanna date me lol

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i keep crushing on 30+ year old women who r really sporty and it’s really bad omg

stop millie

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I GET 2 SEE MY CRUSH THIS WEEKEND ND I AM VERY EXCITED

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Hello I am going away for the weekend and won’t have wifi so I won’t really be on here that much okay
Have a nice few days everyone bye

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My Instagram is off private, so, now y’all can snoop on it
@millhousemadness

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I’m really loving Lauren German at the moment
Ellen, get her on your show. Pls & thx

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❝ I became vegan after I read a book called skinny bitch. When I gave it to Ellen I had to tear out the pages that would upset her because she’s sensitive to animal cruelty, but she went to the shop and got another copy, and that was it. We quite often read the same book at the same time. It’s like a mini book club. We love to read and cook together and talk about what we’re reading, except she’s a faster reader than me. ❞

Portia de Rossi (via degenerossi-shipper)

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HELLO EVERYONE

CAN U PLS DO ME A HUGE FAVOUR, IT’LL TAKE 30 SECONDS AND VOTE FOR IMOGEN (FROM THE FANDOM) TO SUPPORT HEATHER PEACE IN BIRMINGHAM.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CLICK THIS LINK 
http://www.heatherpeace.com/tour-support/

AND LIKE HER SONG POPPING CANDY (VIA FACEBOOK) 

IT’S UNDER OCTOBER THE 28TH ON THE LINK

THX

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fortheloveofdegenerossi:

"Then I ran into Ellen at a photo shoot about a year ago and she took my breath away. That had never happened to me in my life, where I saw somebody and [experienced] all of those things you hear about in songs and read about in poetry. My knees were weak. It was amazing. And it was very hard for me to get her out of my mind after that. And then when I saw her again that night [at the VH1 awards show] we started talking and that’s that. We just were kind of supposed to be together. ” -Portia de Rossi


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ellenlatinoamerica:

Ellen, Portia and Perry 


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I’m really considering getting the photo of Portia and I printed on a huge canvas, for my new room.

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portiadeperfect:

ellenlovesportia:

hoping for new pictures

YAY

Omg

We have had our fishes since 2011 okay
So, they are part of the family and I’m scared for them because we r moving houses soon and I don’t want anything to happen to them :( Cus we gotta take them outta the tank and drive them to the new house nd it’s just stressful okay

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I know these are not the best photos, but we can talk about how my fishes, Brad & Angelina are in love. They are constantly with each other and spooning one another. It’s so cute
*Fish are friends, not food*


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Anonymous murmured: Any guesses on who will be on the premiere week of Ellen's talk show? I hope Nicki Minaj goes and explains Anaconda to Ellen. ;-)

I have high hopes that Nicki will go on and perform Anaconda
And Portia should go on to promote Scandal 😎 ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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